You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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