just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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