I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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