Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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