she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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