So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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