just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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