So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
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i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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