He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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