OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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