I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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