it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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