I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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