Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
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HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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