My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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