Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
why is half of my head shaved?
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