we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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