Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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