do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
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But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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