Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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