Non-Jews are for practice
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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