This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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