I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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