i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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