I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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