Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I'm always down for nudity.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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