i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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