So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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