Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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