fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
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Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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