U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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