oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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