Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
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You. Win. At. Life.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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