Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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