Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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