I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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