I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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