Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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