ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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