just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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