your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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