I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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