It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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