I want to stick my p in your. b.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
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WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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