Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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