Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
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Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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