doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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