We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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