Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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