The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
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I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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